Notts County are playing a pre-season match against Forest and are suprsingly drawing at half time. Notts County captain Michael Johnson storms in the Forest dressing room at HT and has a dig at Colin Calderwood. ''You've spent millions on players, we have spent fuck all and we are still doing ok, your shit!''
Colin Calderwood looks quite shocked and decides to take drastic action and phones star striker Robbie Earnshaw,
''Rob do you fancy coming down and playing?''
''Why?'' asks Rob
'' Well the U-18's are holding their own but we need a goal''